WANT TO HAVE THE BEST
MALE MASTURBATION EVER? (I found the answer to the best feeling
masturbation ever and I'm going to share it with you.)
Alright guys,
listen up. I'm a 31 year old male and if I'm right you
probably have your cock in your hands right now don't you?
You are searching around on the Internet for some new and
better ways to pleasure yourself right?
If you are
anything like me, you probably masturbate once or twice a
day and depending on where you work you might even be able
to sneak in some masturbation at the office if you're lucky.
Just be careful with that one guys! :)
Male
masturbation is a part of my everyday life and I never miss
a day of masturbation, ever! The reason us guys
masturbate is one because it feels good and second because
we'd go fucking crazy and climb the walls if we didn't.
Just writing this page right now I'm tempted to whip out my
own cock and start jerking it because of that hot girl you
see on your screen right now.
I'm not
going to because first I want to tell you how you can have
some of the best feeling masturbation you will ever
experience. Are you curious?
FIRST OFF...
WHY DO YOU MASTURBATE?
Well, I'll tell you
why I masturbate. Duh, because I like sex and what honest man
doesn't. I like the feeling of having sex
and slipping my dick inside of a slippery wet pussy is one of the
best if not the best feelings in the world. Am I right here?
Of course I'm fucking right. I like to masturbate once or
twice a day like I already said because I want it to feel like I'm
having sex. While I'm masturbating I fantasize about having
sex while I do it. Why do you masturbate?
I think the reason
most men masturbate is because it has to be something that is built
into our DNA. Honestly if I skip a
day of masturbation, I feel like something is wrong and I almost
have to make up for the missed masturbation, hehe.
Masturbation definitely takes the edge off I'll tell ya. If
you are nervous, stressed, tired, hungry, annoyed, angry,
whatever it might be, masturbation is one of those things that takes
all your worries away at least for a few mintues.
So now that we've
talked about why I masturbate and I'm sure your reasons are the
same. Now's let's talk about how
you masturbate. This may sound like a stupid statement but,
seriously how do you masturbate? Do you use your hand
like I always used to do every time? I'd say about 99% of men
out there only know how to masturbate with their hands
and never thought of any other way of doing it. If you aren't
doing it yourself and a girl isn't giving you a handjob or
a blowjob, how else would you masturbate but with your hand?
Hmmm, good question huh.
I'd like to
introduce you to the FLESHLIGHT!!! I absolutely fucking love
the FLESHLIGHT!!!
Have you heard of a fleshlight before? Do you know what you
are missing out on?
Just look at this fucker. It is a male masturbation device
that looks like a real pussy man.
Just look at all the detail that
went into making this awesome male masturbation wonder toy. Just looking
at my fleshlight
often makes my cock hard in a matter of seconds. The fleshlight looks kind
of like a flashlight, but I'd like to call it my
answer to the best feeling male masturbation I've ever had. What I do is
lube up my cock with a water based lubricant
and put a little inside the fleshlight as well and fuck the living shit out of
it with my rock hard cock.
Now think about this for a minute.
The next time you masturbate, would you rather hold your cock in your hand like
you already do every single day anyways or would you rather stick you cock
inside something really cool like this and
and have a 100% better feeling masturbation experience? If you want your
masturbation to actually feel like you
are having real life vaginal sex like I know you love, then you NEED TO GET A
FLESHLIGHT!!!
OK, SO HOW DO YOU
GET THE FLESHLIGHT
READY FOR MASTURBATION?
"I know I haven't told you about
all the other cool fleshlight inserts that you can buy yet
but, this is a picture of my mocha colored anal fleshlight
insert that feels like I'm fucking a hot black slut's ass!
I'm sad to say that Fleshlight doesn't make the mocha color
anymore, but who really cares what color it is. All
pink on the inside right, hehe!"
It's pretty
easy really. All you need to do to get your fleshlight
ready for use is fill up your sink with luke to medium warm
water and let your fleshlight sit under water for about 5
minutes or so. Less if you don't care how warm it
feels when you fuck it.
My trick is
sticking my water based lubricant in a class of warm water
and using it to hold the fleshlight under water at the same
time. It actually works very well and you can warm up
your lube and the fleshlight at the same time.
Once your
fleshlight is all warmed up and ready to use, take it out of
the water and slip it back inside the plastic case it came
with. Adjust your suction setting on the other end and
start having some fun. Now you can lube up your cock,
get into your comfortable spot and stick your cock inside
and say "Oh my fucking shit that feels good!" Yeah, it
really does!
IS THE
FLESHLIGHT RIGHT FOR YOU?
Pretty good
question isn't it? I asked myself the same exact
question over and over again before I decided to buy one
myself. I'm now proud to say that I currently own over
15 different fleshlights so far and will probably be getting
more pretty damn soon.
If you like
having real life sex, then the fleshlight is the only male
masturbation toy that gets you as close to that experience
that is humanly possibly without actually having sex.
That pussy
looks pretty inviting doesn't it? I'd love to shove my
cock so deep inside that hole and make her squeal like a
pig. The fleshlight will feel just like you are
fucking this slut's pussy!
OK, SO
HOW MUCH IS THE FLESHLIGHT THEN?
"This
guy just had some amazing sex with this whore's loose pussy
and he came inside her hole while she lifted off his cock.
Sometimes I cum inside the opening of my fleshlight and then
pull out so the cum drips out after I remove my cock.
Hehe!"
What if I told
you that you could fuck the fleshlight 730 times (2 times
per day) in one year and that would only be costing you 9
cents a fuck or 18 cents per day if you want to look at it
that way. That's right the fleshlight is only $64.95
and you could fuck it twice per day every day for a year and
it breaks down to only 18 cents per day!
Can you afford
that? Hell, a fucking bum on the street begging for
quarters could afford to fuck a fleshlight. And that
is just for one year. With proper care, a fleshlight
is designed to last a lifetime so you can only imagine how
that $64.95 pays for itself over and over again.
That's like
having the best sex ever and only having to pay pennies for
it. Haha, with a real girl you have to wine and dine
her before sex! Fuck that shit man! Sometimes
you have to jump through so many hoops to get sex. Not
with the fleshlight, it's ready to fuck when you are my
friend.
SO WHAT DO
YOU THINK ABOUT GIVING
YOUR HAND A REST FOR A CHANGE?
Like I said
before using your hand to masturbate is almost like going to BestBuy and asking
the sales
associate if you can look at black and white tube televisions. He's going
to look at you and ask you
are you fucking kidding me man? Why in the hell would you like to look at
black and white TVs?
I hope you get my
drift here, if you use your hand to masturbate you are so old school and will
probably get laughed at if you had to admit it. Now if you said that you
masturbated with the
fleshlight instead, you're most like to get a high five if that guy knows what
the fleshlight is.
If he doesn't
know what the fleshlight is then you need to fucking laugh at his ass and make
fun of him.
Tell him to go to this page and buy his own fleshlight.
ARE YOU READY TO BUY
A FLESHLIGHT?
I've made it
pretty easy for you here because there is a ridiculous large banner that you can
click on
above and build your own fleshlight. What does build your own mean?
Well I haven't touched on it
much but, you can built a vagina, ass, mouth or discrete fleshlight opening with
over 6 textures to
choose from. Actually now there is a 7th texture out called the Vortex
texture. The soft ridges of the
Vortex texture create a whirlwind of pleasure for your cock!
"I
definitely like to look at porn when using my fleshlight
because what I do is fantasize about fucking the girl I'm
looking at. When I stick my cock inside the fleshlight
it feels just like I'm fucking her and makes the experience
of looking at porn even more enjoyable than ever!"
If you aren't reading a word I
have been saying and are just jerking off to the photos on
this page then shame on you. You should feel like such
a loser right now because you aren't masturbating with a
fleshlight.
There are
so many variations of the fleshlight to choose from other
than the orifices like vagina, anal, mouth and discrete.
You can choose from skin color like pink, or ice. Let
me tell you about ICE quick. Ice is the clear
fleshlight insert and you can actually see your sliding in
and out of the fleshlight when you fuck it. It's
really trippy actually and I'd highly recommend giving the
ICE fleshlight insert a try!
The inner textures you can
choose from are: original, ultra tight, wonder wave, vortex,
speed bump, super tight and super ribbed.
Then you can also choose
what fleshlight case you want like black, silver, blue and
clear.
Put it this way, you have
plenty of choices when it comes to how you want to customize
your male masturbation toy. I'd recommend starting out
with the fleshlight that started this whole concept.
It's the fleshlight original pink lady pussy. A great
way to start out with the fleshlight and then you can always
expand out from there and get more fleshlights so you can
start a collection. Then you can spice things up with
your masturbation and grab one at random so you can truly
have some spontaneous fun while fucking your fleshlights.
I think I'm addicted.
WANT TO SEE
SOMETHING COOL ABOUT
THE FLESHLIGHT MASTURBATION TOY?
Here you see the fleshlight pussy
insert with the super ribbed texture cut in half so you can see just how
detailed
and well thought out the design of the fleshlight is. Image how good it
feels when your cock slides around inside
this texture. I timed myself one time using this insert and I was able to
cum in 23 seconds flat using it.
Talk about some serious pleasure
here and you have to go slower and take it easy if you don't want to
cum too fast. You can build up a bit of resistance to cumming if you use
this one on a daily basis.
The real benefit is that you will actually last longer in bed if you practice up
with your fleshlight before
your next real life sexual encounter. Every woman loves a man who can last
longer in bed. Don't be a
one minute man, nobody loves a one minute man!
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Now that you already have your
fleshlight in hand and are ready to masturbate I wanted to leave you with a
few hot pictures of girls that really want you to masturbate with your new
fleshlight male masturbation toy!
Look and see how naughty they are
and how dirty they can talk. It makes me hard when I ready naughty
things like this. There is nothing sexier than a girl who likes to talk
dirty. I bed you agree with me brother!
In case you snuck
down this far on the page and you still haven't purchased a fleshlight, you can
click on any one of these pictures and build your very own fleshlight right now
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at your door in a few days!
"Pssst... I have a little secret to share
with you. I just broke up with my boyfriend
because he was getting mad at me because I never wore any panties. Now
normally
most guys would love it if their girlfriend didn't wear panties but he didn't.
Why didn't
he you might ask. Well, whenever I wore a skirt or dress I wasn't too good
about making
sure that other guys couldn't see my pussy and let it exposed too much I guess.
Guys
were always coming up to me and wanting my number. Being a bit of a slut
anyway
I couldn't say no and just had to give them my number. I think it was the
random
booty calls at 2am that really ticked my boyfriend off and he finally said the
hell with
me and dumped my ass. I'm really ok with it because now I can slut around
and not
wear any panties and fuck easily without them getting in the way. LOL..."
"I need to confess to you that I have a bit
of a problem. My problem is that I'm addicted to cock
and just can't get enough. I love the soft warm feel of it in my hands
when I grip it for a nice hard
handjob and love the way it tastes inside my mouth when I give a hot blowjob.
The guys really love
me too with my double d size tits that make any guy practically melt in his
pants. How many 19 year
old girls do you know that have such perfect tits like mine? I'm getting
ready to suck on this guy's cock
right about now and I want to lick on the sensitive spot underneath the head of
his penis and watch his
cock quiver with pleasure. If he's lucky I'll soon get into a hot doggy
style position and let him fuck
my wet pussy with his nice warm hard cock. I'm such a cock whore, I hope
you don't hold it against me.
Wait a minute, yes I do. Hehehehe
"Oh fuck, oh fuck, yeah baby keep fucking my
pussy with that hard cock. Don't stop, fuck me more.
I want to feel every last inch of cock inside my pussy while you are fucking me
with that rock hard stick.
My sexy legs are spread nice and wide for you now and when you feel like you are
about ready to cum
I want you to pull out of my pussy and give it a nice warm wet creampie with
your wonderful jizz. I
just love the feeling of hot sticky cum landing all over my pussy after I've
gotten fucked like an animal.
Now what I'm going to do is rub the cum all over my clit and pussy lips for you
while you watch.
Some of your cum even trickled down into my ass crack and if you are really
naught you will get down
there and lick it out for me. Then we can make out so I can taste the cum
on your tongue and lick it
off for you. Now I'm going to put my thong panties back on and leave the
rest of your cum on my pussy
lips so it dries on my pussy and gets all crusty. Then I'm going to stick
my thong inside my mouth later
and see what you dried up jizz tastes like..."
"Hey guys, I'm a horny college girl and my
sorority sisters and I thought it would be fun to stay in one night
and shave our pussies. I've never shaved my pussy before and thought it
would be a fun activity to try with
my sisters. We've never done anything like this before and getting naked
in front of each other wasn't a huge
deal anyway because we often shower together anyways. So this one Saturday
night, we all passed around a
couple bottles of alcohol and did shots together just to get a little loosened
up and into the mood. I think I
must have had about 8-10 shots in the matter of an hour or so and I was feeling
pretty damn good and drunk.
All the other girls were too, and then we started to get naked in front of each
other. We had some fun with
this experiment and actually shaved each others pussies because it was easier
that way. I had one of my
sisters down in my sexy honey pot giving me a shave while I watched her.
When she was done, I shaved
her pussy and all the others followed suit. I think she did a pretty good
job don't you think? I bet you
really want to lick my shaved pussy right about now don't you? I'm sliding
my sexy leopard print thong
to the side so you can tongue fuck my pussy and suck on my hard clit. You
are trying to make me cum
aren't you bad boy. Well if you keep licking me like that I'm going to cum
all over your tongue.
Holy fucking shit that
felt good. I'm going to tell all my sisters that you eat pussy like a
champ!!!"
I just fucking live for the beach baby and I
showing off my sexy tight ass is one of my favorite
pastimes. I'm know I have a great ass and so do guys like you. I get
my kicks off of making
guys go crazy when they see my tight firm ass in my thong bikini bottoms.
There are so many
beaches out there that don't allow thongs because they are trying to be family
oriented. Well,
fuck that shit because there are so many beaches in south Florida that we go
with our thong
bottoms anyways and see how long we can last before getting kicked out.
Usually what I do
is try to come onto the male security guards and tempt them with a quick handjob
in the water
or even a quick and dirty fuck if I'm really feeling horny. You wouldn't
believe how many times
they would take me up on my offer and amazingly I got to stay on the beach for
as long as I wanted.
My girlfriends and I are usually the center of attention when we flaunt around
with our hot asses
sticking out. We often times even catch some guys actually having to
adjust themselves because
they are getting hard in their swimming trunks. Hell, even married guys
are doing it.
We are fucking beach sluts and we know it, got a problem with that you mother
fucker?!?!
If you ask almost any guy if he is too old
for a handjob I bet every single one will say
HELL NO! You see the hanjob is the ultimate foreplay technique and many
girls think
that they are too old to give handjobs and that they are for teenage or college
girls only.
I Vanessa Lane would like to say fuck you bitches, you are never too old to give
your
guy a handjob. He just loves the feel of your hands wrapped around your
cock gripping
it nice and tight while you stroke up and down on his rod. Just look at
his facial expressions
while you give him a handjob and see how much he is really enjoying himself.
I usually
get pretty wet around my pussy lips when I give a handjob because it turns me on
as well.
Anytime I know that my man is feeling good, I start to feel good and really
horny actually.
Lots of my girlfriends have stopped giving handjobs years ago, but I give them
on the first
date usually if I don't want to fuck the guy, just so he knows that I'm
interested in him but
not such a slut that I'll go all the way on the first date. I am a
pornstar but in my off camera
life I date just like any other hot girl would. I must say that I'm
addicted to handjobs and
can't get enough of giving them out like candy during Halloween.
Would you like a handjob
big boy? Why not use your fleshlight instead and have even more fun!
