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Now I’m not saying that you have to pay for mastrubation, we all know that isn’t true unless you are paying some hooker to give you a handjob then that is a whole different story.  What I mean is that most men out there and I used to be one of them just uses their hand to masturbate every day and that is about as exciting as it gets.  Have you ever stopped to think about what you are using to make your cock feel good?  What part of your hand is really that sexually appealing to you?  Are you saying that your hand turns you on or do you have to watch some port first and then that turns you on?  Chances are you watch porn movies and then you get turned on and what do you do next?  You unzip your pants, whip your cock out and start jerking off with your hand.  Am I right?  YES!!!

Why would you think that your hand is the best thing for your cock when it comes to masturbation.  Now I don’t know many guys who have a real life woman ready to have sex with them anytime they want just waiting there in the closet.  When you are masturbating you are trying to simulate the feeling of having sex right?  Duh.  Of course.  When you grab your cock with your hand does that feel like sex?  No it doesn’t.  What I’m trying to get at here today is that you really need to start thinking outside of the hand here and opening up your mind and your wallet to something much more enjoyable than your hand will ever be.  What I’m talking about today is the Fleshlight Male Masturbation Toy. 

The Fleshlight is designed to look just like a real life pussy, ass, or mouth that you can fuck anytime you want and it will actually feel like you are having real sex while you are using the Fleshlight.  It just floors me at how many guys are so cheap out ther when it comes to spending money on their body for something that is actually good for it.  You probably have no problem at all spending money on cigarettes and alcohol do you?  Of course not.  Those things are fine if you use them, but they aren’t actually good for your body like masturbation is.  Mastrubation is a healthy natural thing that empties the prostate and feels good at the same time.  I’m sure you know that cigarettes are over $50 a carton now and did you realize that the Fleshlight is only $64.95?  That’s right, you can get yourself a fleshlight for only a bit more than what a carton of cigarettes cost and you get much more pleasure with masturbation than with smoking anyday.  Now alcohol on the other hand, I think it is a fucking blast when I drink a few beers before I masturbate with my Fleshlight because then it is like having drunk sex and we all know that’s the best.  HAHA! 

So, now all you have to do is ask yourself is AM I A CHEAP BASTARD OR AM I A SMART BASTARD?  If you are a smart bastard then you should just click on the banner below and buy yourself a Fleshlight and give your hand a rest.  The only thing you will need your hand for after you get your very own Fleshlight is putting the lube on your cock before you get ready to have the most amazing masturbation experience ever my man!  Again, don’t be a cheap ass when it comes to your sexual needs.  Life it too short for that!

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