- Wouldn’t You Like It To Feel Like You Were Fucking These Girls?
That may seem like a pretty strange question huh especially since you are probably staring and these two hot blonde sluts wishing you could sink your hard cock inside both of their slippery wet pussy holes right about now. I was out at one of the Las Vegas clubs last night and these two hot babes were out together just driving all the guys fucking bonkers. They had some very skimpy outfits on and were totally matching each other just to draw even more attention to each other. I asked them if I could snap their picture quick and one of the girls said not unless you buy us a drink first. Let’s just say that I pretty much paid $15 for a picture of these two teasy sluts. All night long all the guys were gauking over them and they were shaking it on the dance floor with their skimpy thongs peeking out of the top of their mini and I mean mini skirts. They made it pretty clear that they didn’t want to go home with any guys and were probably lesbians anyways. Everytime a guy tried to grind on them from the front or behind they would shove them away and just dance with each other.
Well, before I completely lose my train of thought I better get to the point of what I want to talk to you about today. I have to say that paying $15 for this picture was probably the best $15 I’ve ever spent because I masturbate to this picture almost every day. Now I don’t just whip my cock out and give it a few shakes with my hand like you are probably about to do right now. That would be the plain jane way of masturbating and that’s how I would masturbate if I couldn’t afford to masturbate how I do now.
What I use to masturbate to this picture of these beautiful girls is my FLESHLIGHT. That’s right I paid $64.95 for a Fleshlight and I’m having the best feeling masturbation I’ve ever felt in my entire life. The Fleshlight allows me to experience what it must be like to fuck either one or both of the hot blondes in the picture you see here. What I do is stare into their eyes while I’m all naked lying in my bed and lube up my rock hard cock so I can slip inside my Fleshlight and experience what it would feel like to fuck these two hot sluts. Let’s face it guys there are many things you think about when you masturbate and it probably is a part of your everyday life. I know it is for me. If you could give your hand a rest and use a Fleshlight instead to have the best masturbation of your life, could you afford $64.95? I think the real question here is how could you not afford $64.95? That is a really small price to pay to actually have the real feeling of getting to fuck whoever you fantasize about anytime you want. I have lots of pictures like the one I’m sharing with you now because I like to masturbate to different girls every single day. I’m not into going home with sluts so I just get the next best thing and fuck my Fleshlight instead.
I this day and age you can’t just take home any girl because she looks good and wants to fuck. Think about it, if she is going home with you, she probably did the same exact thing the night before and she’ll do it again tomorrow. It’s just not worth getting an STD man, why would you want to do a stupid thing like that? Now that’s why I love my Fleshlight so much, because I can fuck any woman I have ever fantasized about and do it all 100% safe without the fear of getting and STD. What more could you ask for?
Now all you have to do is ask yourself is… Am I a cheap bastard or not? If you are a cheap bastard then you might as well use your hand to masturbate and go about your day having boring plain jane masturbation. If you are NOT a cheap bastard and you truly value your cock and making sure it is completely satisifed then you better get yourself a Fleshlight and be prepared to get blown away man! Like I said, are you a cheap bastard and can’t afford $64.95? I’m pretty sure you can afford that.