Fleshlight Blog

Are you one of the thousands of guys out there who has tried making your own fleshlight male masturbation toy?  I get e-mail after e-mail from guys who are looking for instructions on how to make a homemade fleshlight.  Pictured to the left is one example of the many attempts guys have made to make their own homemade fleshlight.  Here you see an empty Lay’s stax potato chip canister, a scissors, a rubber ring and Durex condom and some soft foam. 

What do all these have in common?  Well, nothing unless you try to combine them all together and make your own fleshlight. I’m not going to get into how you put this homemade fleshlight together because that would be a serious waste of my time. 

Let me just tell you some of the failed attempts I have made when trying to make my own homemade fleshlights. Once, I tried taking some 1-1/2″ plastic PVC tubing so it was just a little larger then the girth of my cock.  I then lubed up my cock with a nice amount of lube so the sliding in and out would be nice and smooth.  Want to know what it felt like???  It felt like I was fucking a plastic tube that’s all.  As a matter of fact, using my hand felt better than the PVC fleshlight I tried to make. 

Another attempt at a homemade fleshlight was pretty funny actually and a bit messy as well.  I thought it would be fun to make up some Jello and put it into a tall drinking glass.  I cut a little slit in the jello for my cock and began to fuck the jello homemade fleshlight.  It felt cold and really strange actually.  Kind of like sticking my dick into a bowl of cottage cheese.  I ended up getting cherry jello all over my cock and it was just a fucking mess if you ask me. 

Ok, I’ll give you one last example of a homemade fleshlight and then talk about the real fleshlight.  I lubed up my cock with a bunch of petroleum jelly and then wrapped my dick with a bunch of saran wrap around and around and around making it nice and thick.  I tore off the saran wrap and then would hold onto it with my other hand and jerk myself off.  It felt like I was sliding around in a bunch of slime and again no better than if I were to just use a little lube and jerk off normally. All of these attempts to make a homemade fleshlight feel like a real fleshlight were a complete failure becuase I want to be totally honest here in saying that the reason fleshlights are so damn successful is because they actually mimik the real feel and sensation of fucking a real life pussy. 

The three examples I just gave you, felt nothing like a real pussy and let’s just say I never tried them again.  When you fuck a real fleshlight, I fucking swear, you can’t tell the difference.  It feels just as good as a real pussy and sometimes better.  The real nice thing about fucking a fleshlight is that you can go as fast or as slow and deep as you want and try different things.  Now how many girls do you know that will let you try whatever you want and have you experiement with their pussy?  Most girls want to do it one way and get it over as soon as possible.  If you want to fuck a pussy fleshlight super fast and really beat it up, go ahead, it doesn’t care.  If you want to fuck it slow and enjoy every inch of your hard cock penetrating the fleshlight, it’s your choice.  How about cumming inside of a real pussy.  Not every girl wants you to do that even if she is on the pill.  Cumming inside of a pussy is one of the best feelings a guy ever experiences.  You can cum all you want inside the pussy fleshglight and just wash it out for next time.  I even like to tip it upside down and watch my cum slowly drip out. 

The point I’m really trying to get accross in this blog post is that your time is valuable and why waste the time and money on trying to make your own fleshlight when you can purchase the real fleshlight for less than $60.  Like I said, nothing homemade feels like the real fleshlight and nothing feels more like a real pussy than the fleshlight.  So if you are reading this and trying to make your own fleshlight, put your materials down, click on the banner you see below and purchase a real fleshlight.  Trust me, your cock will thank you for it!!!!