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He came too fast and left her unsatisfied. The last thing she want's is a one minute man.

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Are you broke or just cheap when it comes to taking care of your body?

Looks like this guy will be masturbating with his hands again...

Don’t be a cheap ass, your body deserves it!When it comes to taking care of your body do you truly not have any money like the poor bastard in this picture or do you just like to pinch pennies and not spend any money on yourself because you don’t think you deserve it?  Which one is it?  Before you start to wonder what the hell this article is about let me say that it has to deal with male masturbation and how most guys are just cheap asses when it comes to masturbation. 

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Just like your wife or girlfriend, the Fleshlight should not be shared…

Are you a Fleshlight Virgin? Give the Original Pink Lady a try.

Now where in the world would you ever begin when thinking about purchasing your own fleshlight.  All I can say to this is, let’s get back to basics her guys.  The Fleshlight all started with just one design and I still believe to this day that the Original Pink Lady Pussy Fleshlight is a must have for anyone looking to invest in a Fleshlight male masturbation toy. 

To me, masturbation is a part of everyday life and I know for a fact that it is for most men out there.  I’m sure you even like to masturbate on a daily or every other day basis.  If masturbating is something you do everyday anyways, why not have the feeling of actually having sex while you masturbate.  We all know that your hand is just a poor man’s excuse for simulating a pussy feeling.  With the Original Pink Lady you get the experience of fucking a real pussy and it even looks like one too. 

I’ve developed a special page talking about the foundation of where Fleshlight began.  The Fleshlight Original Pink Lady is only $64.95 and you can even get a free 4oz bottle of ID glide lube with your purchase.  What a great deal! 

Like I said if you are a Fleshlight virgin and have never fucked a Fleshlight before, first off I feel sorry for you but most importantly you should visit this page and I’m sure you’ll be a Fleshlight owner after reading it.

Click on this link or on the picture below to explore your Fleshlight virginity!

Fleshlight Vibro…The Ultimate Cock Massage!

Ok, so you are fucking a real pussy right and have you ever felt the woman’s pussy muscles contracting while having sex?  It’s truly amazing how women can flex their pussy muscles on demand.  It places even more grip around your cock as its buried deep inside her slippery cunt.  What does all this pussy flexing talk have to do with the Fleshlight??? EVERYTHING!!!

As you probably already know or will soon know, I’m a fucking fleshlight addict and have over 30 fleshlights in my collection now.  Why do I have so many fleshlights?  Because, the wonderful folks over at fleshlight have so many cool fleshlights that I just have to slip my cock into.  They are such teases with so many fleshlights to choose from. 

Now they go and design another fleshlight that I had to buy.  It’s called the Fleshlight VIBRO.  That’s right the VIBRO.  What is the fleshlight VIBRO?  Well, put it this way it is a pussy on steriods if you ask me.  The fleshlight VIBRO is a vibrating fleshlight that absolutlely drives my cock nuts when I fuck it.  You have three little vibrating bullets that you insert behind the opening of the fleshlight and they vibrate the shit out of your cock while fucking.  Just like a real pussy can contract around your cock, this VIBRO fleshlight is like constant vibrations all around your cock.  If you thought you built yourself up to lasting longer and longer with the fleshlight, now you have a brand new challenge in front of you. 

The Fleshlight VIBRO comes in the original and butt styles with three wonderful internal textures: Original, Cyclone, and Touch.  If you are looking to start out with the VIBRO, I would get the original at first and then also pickup a cyclone or touch insert.  You will cum much faster when you use the VIBRO, but sometimes that is what I’m looking for because I really want to slam a pussy hard and cum inside it in less than 30 seconds if I can.  This is good for a fuck and run if you want to call it that, LOL! 

Can’t afford to purchase both the original and either cyclone or touch at the same time?  All I can say is do this instead: purchase the VIBRO pink lady original insert and then get the VIBRO butt original.  That way you get the original inserts and you can feel the lovely sensations of fucking a vibrating pussy and a vibrating ass if you want. 

Let me say this again.  I’ve been a long time fan and heavy user of the fleshlight for many years and the fleshlight VIBRO is my new best friend.  Sometimes I use the fleshlight VIBRO about and hour or two before having sex with my girlfriend because it takes the edge off and I get my first load emptied out of my cock before fucking her pussy.  We can go at least 30-45 minutes straight before I’m ready to bust my nut again.  Sometimes the second nut you get out feels better than the first one. 

Don’t be a cheap bastard, buy your fleshlight VIBRO right now!!!

Guys… You still trying to make your own homemade fleshlight?

One of the many items people try using to make homemade fleshlights.

Take your Fleshlight on the road for Pussy On The Go!!!

Who says that you can only use your fleshlight in the comfort of your own home.  Why not take your fleshlight with you can fuck it while crusing down the road at 65 miles per hour.  This is truly an exhilirating experience and how many of you can tell me that you have fucked while crusing down the highway?  You probalby don’t want to fuck your fleshlight while in town because this could be a bit dangerous and you may get thrown in the slammer for indecent exposure. 

What you’ll want to do is fuck your fleshlight on the open road where you have some time to really enjoy yourself and not worry about pedestrians walking by and seeing your cock whipped out and stuck inside your fleshlight.  This could be a turn on for some women walking by, but others could get their panties into a twist and dial 911 before you know it. 

Let me tell you what I did recently.  I have about a 30 minute commute to and from work each day and I thought it would be interesting to take my fleshlight on the way to work with me one morning.  I was ready to head off to work and along with my lunchbox, I had my pussy fleshlight and a small amount of lube that I put into a smaller squeeze bottle.  When I was about 5 minutes or so away from my house and now on the highway, I unzipped my zipper and fished my cock out of the slit in my underwear so I could expose my cock while driving.  Right now my cock was a little floppy and not very hard as to be expected. 

The first thing I did was just use the head of my cock to softly graze the opening of my pussy fleshlight.  I wanted to tease the pussy with my cock and make the fleshlight beg to get fucked just like when I tease my girlfriends pussy opening and make her beg for my cock.  Just doing this, started to get my cock hard that pussy fleshlight looked so damn good and I wanted to fuck it super hard and treat it nice and rough.  I set the fleshlight down on the passenger seat for a moment so I could squirt some lube on my cock and get it nice and slippery. 

Now that my cock was slick and wet, I picked up my pussy fleshlight and stuck just the head of my penis inside.  I was in heaven now and it felt so damn good inside my fleshlight, just like a real pussy.  Now I wanted to start fucking my fleshlight like an animal and started to slide the fleshlight back and forth along my rock hard cock.  I was crusing down the road setting my vehicle to cruise at 69 miles per hour.  Haha, you like how I chose to set it at 69?  It felt so good fucking my fleshlight and other cars were kind of around me some that I was passing and others who were passing me.  All I could do is just briefly look out the window and them and smile.  You know who fucking rude people are when driving so when I was smiling at them, they just kinda looked shocked because nobody smiles for no reason when you are passing them now days. 

I had about 10 minutes before I would arrive at work so I wanted to make sure I could bust my nut before it was too late.  I sped up my fucking activity and could feel the nice tingling sensations all throughout my cock.  Take that fucking load bitch, deep inside your wet cunt you slut.  I just blew my entire load inside my fleshlight and shook like crazy when blowing my load.  I slid the fleshlight off my cock and I could see some cum dripping out of the end of the pussy fleshlight.  I put the cap back on my fleshlight and put it under my seat. 

Now it was time to get out of my car and head into work.  There is no better feeling than starting off the day at work having just came.  It eases all the tension and allows for an easy start to the morning.  My coworkers seem uptight all the time and hopped up on coffee.  I’m coming into work all sly and relaxed and they are wondering what happened to me.  Some of them asked me if I just had sex or something.  All I said was, that it has been a very good morning so far…

Ok, stop fucking around and get your own fleshlight so you can experience what I just did!

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Beer goggles make you fuck ugly chicks!

Beer Goggles don't fail me now.

Come on guys, you know what I’m talking about here – Beer goggles.  You are out with some friends having a few drinks and as the night goes on the women start looking better and better.  Welcome to the not so wonderful world of beer goggles.  Its kinda funny that your standards start to go down the more drinks you have and soon even the ugliest women start looking desireable.  It really is a race against time when heading out to the bars because you only have until usually 1 or 2am to pick up a girl that you want to take home.  I usually stay away from the Vegas type bars that never close or close very early like 4 or 5am because by then I’m super tired and don’t even care to fuck anymore.  I like to hit up the scenes that close around 1 or 2am because then at least everybody has to leave and the woman you’d like to take home has to make a decision.

What beer goggles do to the mail judgement is often scary at times.  Just think about it, the hottest and most attractive women are often the hardest to get because they are either out with their man anyways or they are so fucking stuck up that you won’t want to even put up with their bitching.  The more unattractive women all the sudden don’t look that bad afterall when you’ve had quite a few drinks. 

Before you even think about taking an ugly chick home, you might want to think about this first.  Let’s say you take an ugly chick home when the bar is closing just because you are thinking more with your cock than your head.  What you really want is some warm pussy to wrap around your horny cock and that’s pretty much it.  It just so happens that the pussy is attached to somebody you’d rather not be with after your one night stand.  Consider yourself lucky if your one night stand doesn’t turn out to be a woman who wants more than that and thinks you are going to be together forever.  Stage 1 clinger is a term for this type of ugly chick, she thinks you really like her and want to have something here.  Like I said, all you wanted was some pussy and this ugly chick wants to marry your ass.  Now you are in deep, and you spend days and nights trying to avoid this woman and talk about a waste of your time. 

Wouldn’t you rather skip all this drama and give your cock the pussy it deserves with no strings attached?  That is precisely why the Fleshlight was created, to give men the pleasure of fucking a real pussy without the committments and hassles of psycho chicks trying to chase you down and make you committ afterwards.  Do yourself a favor and purchase a Fleshlight Male Masturbation Toy from my site and have yourself some warm fresh wet slippery pussy any night of the week.  After you fuck the Fleshlight, wash out your load, put it in the drawer or your secret hiding spot, and get it out the next time you get home from the bars and passed up on taking home that ugly chick.

Don’t fuck an Ugly Chick…Fuck a Fleshlight instead!

I fucked two Fleshlights and had the best sex ever!

Let me tell you how I had the best sexual experience ever with my two Fleshlight masturbation toys. 

Allow me to paint the sexual picture for you now.  First off, I used my Mouth Fleshlight and Pussy Fleshlight for this Fleshlight experience.  It was about 10:00pm and I was all showered and ready for bed.  My wife was out of town on business and I wanted to try something new with my Fleshlights.  I had a nightlight on in the room so the room was fairly dark.  I waned to see the action with the Fleshlights so I didn’t want it to be completely dark in the room.  I wanted to set the mood so I turn on some love songs on my XM satellite radio and that was some great music to listen to while getting ready for this soon to be awesome Fleshlight experience.

I took some lube from my nightstand that I usually use to fuck my wife if she’s a little dry, but that’s beside the point.  Anyways, I lubed up my cock with a fair amount of lube just to make it all nice and slippery wet.  Then I put some lube around the Mouth Fleshlight because I was going to start out by french kissing my Mouth Fleshlight to simulate making out with a dirty slut.  I didn’t mind the lube on my tongue and lips because its basically tasteless.  After I made out with my Mouth Fleshlight for a few more minutes I moved it down to my well lubed up cock and started to give myself head which felt absolutely amazing.  I can control the speed of the oral sex and how hard the Mouth Fleshlight sucks my hard cock. 

While I continued to give myself oral sex with the Fleshlight, I wanted to lick my Pussy Fleshlight so it seemed like I had two girls in the bed with me tonight.  One girl was sucking on my fat cock and the other one was going to get eaten out by my powerful tongue.  I licked the pussy without any lube so it would seem like I was licking a dry pussy and trying to make it wet by getting the pussy excited from the clit licking action.  The head from the Mouth Fleshlight felt great but I wanted some pussy now.  I pulled the Fleshlight off my cock and lubed up the Pussy Fleshlight and threw that down onto my cock to pretend to fuck the other girl in my bed right in her dirty slutty pussy hole to really give it to her hard and fast.  I was calling her a fucking tease and how bad I wanted to give it to her pretty pussy hole.  I slid the Pussy Fleshlight up and down on my cock super fast just to simulate pounding the fuck out of a slippery pussy hole.  The same time I was fucking the pussy, I went back to making out with the Mouth Fleshlight after she just finished sucking on my hard cock.  I think it is so naughty when a girl makes out with you after she sucks your cock, it is the ultimate turn on to me.  I could barely handle fucking this Pussy Fleshlight any longer and I just had to shoot my load.

I pulled the pussy off my cock and brought both Fleshlights close together so I could blast my entire load all over one slut’s mouth and the other slut’s pussy at the same time.  I came all over these two sluts in my bed and the feeling was amazing when the cum shot out of my cock and covered both Fleshlights. 

The best thing about this whole experience is that it felt like I was fucking two chicks in my bed, but I never cheated on my wife and got to have some unbelievable sex at the same time.  You see, the Fleshlight is all about the ultimate sexual fantasy that you can create.  Try something different, stop using your hand to masturbate and enjoy yourself sexually with the Fleshlight.

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