Are you sexually frustrated? Stop being such a pussy!

Dont you just melt when you see pussy?
Don’t you just melt when you see pussy?

Ok easy question here!  What is this a picture of guys?  Duh, it’s a pussy right?  That’s fucking right, it’s the thing all of us straight guys worship and can never get enough of right?  Just look at that pretty little pussy all shaved up with just a little patch of hair showing.  The pussy lips are glossy wet and it almost looks like they indent a little.  You want to know why?  It’s because this slut just got her pussy pounded by a rock hard cock and it left her pussy a little damaged from all the hard pounding action.

I sure hope I have your attention right now because the reason I’m writing this blog post it because I used to be very sexually frustrated on a regular basis.  You want to know what the worst thing about pussy is???  The worst thing about pussy is that it has a woman attached to it.  That’s right a fucking woman that owns the pussy you want to fuck.  She controls if her pussy is in the mood or not and when she thinks her pussy is ready, not when you are ready.  What I’m talking aobut here is that no guy can get pussy anytime he wants it, its just not possible because that pussy has to have a woman attached to it controlling all the fucking shots.
If you aren’t licking your screen right now I’m hope you are paying attention to what I’m trying to tell you.  I realize you can’t help but stare at that pussy, I can barely help myself as I write this article.  Getting back to being sexually frustrated, I am lucky if I get real pussy with my girlfriend once a week, that’s right once a week.  Are you in my boat or do you get it more than that or maybe much less than that?  I’m a guy obviously and I need to cum every single day of the week.  I can’t go one night without cumming, it just relaxes me and feels good duh!
I want to tell you that I am the proud owner of a Pussy Fleshlight that is a real feel male masturbation pussy toy that I can fuck every night that I’m not getting real pussy.  I sure hope you have heard about the Fleshlight before, but in case you haven’t, the Fleshlight is the closest thing you will ever get to fucking a real life pussy.  Perhaps one of the best things about the Fleshlight is that there is no woman attached to it!!!  That’s is best part of it all.  You can fuck your Fleshlight anytime you want and then just put it away for the next night.  You don’t have to wait for it to be in the mood, it is always ready to fuck when you are.  Now I never get sexually frustrated anymore and can always give my cock the pleasure it deserves.  Don’t get me wrong, I still love getting real pussy from my girlfriend but the Fleshlight allows me to fill in the gaps between having sex. 
You can get your cock inside your very own Fleshlight for less than $70 and you can choose from some very pleasurable inner textures that your cock will absolutely love.  Your Fleshlight will arrive in descrete packaging so your wife or girlfriend won’t know and you can just store it in your tool box if you want so she won’t find it.  I like to hide mine in my toolbox downstairs becuase I know my girlfriend will never look in there, hehe. 
Well, I’m pretty much worn out from typing now and I’m going to go downstairs and fuck my Fleshlight before I hit the sack because my girlfriend is already sound asleep and she would be a fucking cunt if I woke her up asking for sex, she would tell me to go fuck off and say maybe tomorrow night.  Well, I don’t even have to worry about that, I can just go fuck my Fleshlight right now and be totally satisfied becuase it feels sooooooooo good!
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Tuesday, July 27th, 2010 Fleshlight Testimonials No Comments

10 New Fleshlight Girls Inserts For Your Cock To Fuck!!!

This has got to be about the most excited I have ever been when it comes to writing a blog entry on the Fleshlight1.com blog.  Why am I so excited you may be asking?  Well…  Look at the title of this blog post – 10 New Fleshlight Girls Inserts For Your Cock to Fuck!!! 

That’s right, the awesome folks at Fleshlight have come out with 10 brand new Fleshlight Girls inserts that are just going to drive your cock fucking bonkers and send it on a pleasure filled vacation.  Just in time for summer too!  What I would like to do is highlight each one of the new Fleshlight Girls inserts and get you a little more into the mood to whip out that credit card of yours and pick up one, two, three or hell maybe all ten of these super popular inserts today!

Jenna Haze – As if you didn’t already know the Jenna Haze Fleshlight is available in three very exciting orifices – Mouth, Butt and Pussy.  The new Jenna Haze insert is called The Maze.  The Maze insert is exclusive to the Jenna Haze Fleshlight and think of it as a maze for your cock as you enter inside Jenna Haze and make your way to the end sending your cock on a journey at the same time.  Jenna Haze is going to make you work for this one guys and if you can make it through “The Maze” then you are really in for a whirlwind of pleasure because this insert is sure to make your cock go crazy.  CLICK HERE TO GET A JENNA HAZE FLESHLIGHT WITH THE MAZE INSERT.

Lupe Fuentes – This hot little Latina pornstar is really going to put your cock to the ultimate test with her new “The Wall” insert from Fleshlight.  This insert will simulate what it would be like to bottom out while fucking Lupe Fuentes because she is so petite and can’t take the big cock that you have to offer her.  The entry quickly turns into a micro ribbed feeling that half way through narrows into the tighest opening that Fleshlight has ever had to offer.  Now is your chance to really give it to Lupe Fuentes nice and hard and bottom out inside her tight pussy hole.  CLICK HERE TO GET A LUPE FUENTES FLESHLIGHT WITH THE WALL INSERT.

Riley Steele – If you have ever wanted to titty fuck Riley Steele before here is your chance.  Imagine grazing your cock across Riley Steele’s hard erect nipples only that there are around a hundred nipples massaging your cock at the same time versus only just one.  That’s what your cock will experience when you fuck Riley Steele’s “Nipple Alley” insert.  Slip your cock inside Riley Steele’s pussy and experience this added level of stimulation that tickles your cock all the way up and down at the same time.  Now this is a titty fuck you will never forget.  CLICK HERE TO GET A RILEY STEELE FLESHLIGHT WITH THE NIPPLE ALLEY INSERT.

Eva Angelina – Click Click Bang!  Watch out motha fucka because Eva Angelina is going to shoot your cock with a huge load of pleasure when you thrust inside her brand new “.69 caliber” insert.  Because Eva Angelina really salutes the men that serve our country she has a special gift just for you.  The .69 caliber insert is like three bullets lined up that your cock will slip and out of right after you enter Eva Angelina’s pussy.  The ribs of this texture will drive your cock wild as you experience the explosive pleasure that only Eva Angelina can bring.  Get your cock loaded and get ready to blast inside the .69 caliber insert today.   CLICK HERE TO GET A EVA ANGELINA FLESHLIGHT WITH THE .69 CALIBER INSERT.

Jesse Jane – We all know that women never make up their mind right guys?  Well, Jesse Jane had that very same problem when she came up with her new insert called “The Gauntlet”.  Just think of this insert as a quest for your cock to go on when you slip inside Jesse Jane’s pussy hole.  The Gauntlet insert is a combination of five inserts all in one.  Can you imagine how much fun this insert is going to be when you fuck it?  The insert starts off with a tight micro rib that rubs you gently over the swallow ring.  Next your cock will graze over an intense lotus node and then make its way to the fang texture to really taunt your cock.  Finally, for the ultimate intensity you will finish off with a group of STU (stamina training unit) bumps that will definitely put your cock to the ultimate test.  Jesse Jane is a wild and crazy blonde and so is her new insert.  CLICK HERE TO GET A JESSE JANE FLESHLIGHT WITH THE GAUNTLET INSERT.

Teagan Presley – My lumps my lumps my lovely little humps, my lovely Teagan Presley humps.  That’s the song you’ll be singing while you fuck the hot new “Love Humps” texture that is exclusive to the Teagan Presley Fleshlight.  Imagine your cock sliding over the top of several hearts all at the same time.  The tip of your cock will enter this insert and be greated by the side of one of Teagan’s hearts.  Quickly as you thrust foward there will be a slight drop off as you brace your cock for the other side of the heart.  Repeat that over and over again and you will quickly become very close to Teagan’s heart with this wildly popular new insert from Fleshlihgt.  CLICK HERE TO GET A TEAGAN PRESLEY FLESHLIGHT WITH THE LOVE HUMPS INSERT.

Raven Riley – If you know anything at all about Raven Riley and I’m sure you do, then you know she is a dark skinned beauty with long flowing black hair, a tight round ass and a pussy that makes any guy’s cock fucking hard in seconds.  Get ready for the “Rattler” texture because it is like three textures in one and will rattle the shit out of your cock when you fuck it.  It starts off with scales just like on a rattle snake and then moves into the twisting action of the forbidden texture and then wraps up with a wonder wave texture to create an experience unlike anything you’ve ever felt before.  If you really want to show Raven Riley a good time then you have to give it to her nice and hard and deep my man.  Let’s just hope that your cock is up for the challenge here and that Raven Riley isn’t too much for you to handle.  CLICK HERE TO GET A RAVEN RILEY FLESHLIGHT WITH THE RATTLER INSERT.

Tera Patrick – Twist and shout twist and shout, come on come on come on and fuck yeah yeah yeah!  That’s right man, the new exclusive Tera Patrick “Twista” texture is a sure winner if you are looking to give your cock a nice twist of pleasure when you thrust deep inside this amazing insert.  As if that wasn’t enough the Twista texture gets even tighter the further in you go which is going to drive your cock crazy when you go nice and deep.  As you have probably seen Tera Patrick getting fucked before you already know that she likes to get fucked balls deep.  Well, here is your chance to prove to her that you are up for the challenge.  CLICK HERE TO GET A TERA PATRICK FLESHLIGHT WITH THE TWISTA INSERT.

Lia 19 – You will soon find out that the quickest way to Lia 19’s heart is through her pussy because the new “Hearts” texture is exclusive to the Lia 19 Fleshlight and she can’t wait to give you a piece of her heart shaped lined pussy.  Your cock will graze over a hundred or so little hearts that are truly the key to winning over this cute blonde pornstar.  If you ever wanted to have a special place in Lia 19’s heart you are in luck.  Why don’t you give her a piece of your cock over and over again and see how she handles it.  CLICK HERE TO GET A LIA 19 FLESHLIGHT WITH THE HEARTS INSERT.

Katsuni – WARNING!  WARNING!  WARNING!  I just wanted you to know that the new “Lotus Garden” insert is exclusive to the Katsuni pornstar Fleshlight and it is the most intense sensation that Fleshlight has to offer.  From start to finish this insert is all nodes, nine in all.  This texture is like nothing else you’ve ever tried and I’m not responsible if you cum too fast that is your own damn fault.  You will have to really practice with this one guys because I have cum in as little as 8 seconds before and have lasted as long as 47 seconds.  How long can you last???  CLICK HERE TO GET A KATSUNI FLESHLIGHT WITH THE LOTUS GARDEN INSERT.

As you can probably tell I’m pretty fucking excited about these 10 hot new Fleshlight Girls inserts and am the proud owner of each and every one of them.  So if you really want to experience what I get to experience every single day, you better start buy the inserts that are of interest to you right now!

Monday, June 7th, 2010 Fleshlight Girls No Comments

Shut the Fuck Up and Buy a Fleshlight Already!

Ok, this is going to be my first pissed off post ever to the Fleshlight1.com Blog.  The reason I’m pissed off is because I get so many spam posts to my blog every single day and it is just ridiculous man.  So many of you out there just spam one of my blog entries with shit that doesn’t even make a bit of sense and then you post links to websites where you probalby earn a dime everytime somebody makes a purchase off them.  Am I right? 

I hope you figured it out that I’m not going to put your post up on my site and help you promote your website.  That’s not what this blog is for.  If you have no interest in the Fleshlight Male Masturbation Toy then why are you posting responses to the posts that I make?  Do you run automatic spammers to blogs all over the place or do you actually take the time to post a bogus response and hope that it will get accepted.  I sure hope that it is automatic because what a waste of time if you did it manually. 

This blog is for people who either are curious about purchasing a Fleshlight or who already own one or perhaps many Fleshlights like I do.  Now I know you people who are posting these shitty fucked up posts don’t own a Fleshlight because if you did then I’m pretty sure you wouldn’t have as much time to post worthless comments to blogs.  In fact, you’d be spending most of your free time pleasuring your cock with the best male masturbation toy ever created, the FLESHLIGHT!

What I would rather you do is save yourself the 30 seconds it takes to post a dumb ass response trying to get your response listed and just shut the fuck up and buy a Fleshlight already!  That’s right, whip out your credit card and purchase a Fleshlight and then shut the fuck up or better yet moan with pleasure when you have your cock stuffed inside the most realistic pussy you will ever fuck.  Hell a real pussy barely even comes close to the wonderful feeling of fucking a Fleshlight. 

Guys, what I’m looking for on my blog is posts from guys just like yourself that actualy own and use a Fleshlight on a regular basis.  I want to hear how you use your Fleshlight and why you love it so much.  Tell me your most dirty experiences with your Fleshlight and the unique creative ways in which you use your Fleshlight. 

Again, if you are here to just spam a blog post and then move onto the next site why don’t you just skip doing that here and move onto the next site becase you are just wasting your time here. 

Holy fucking shit I really wanted to get that out there.  Now I feel a whole lot better.  I think I’ll go fuck my Fleshlight now and you can just shut the fuck up and move on. 

If you are a legitimate person that doesn’t spam every blog you come across then why not

GET A FLESHLIGHT FOR YOURSELF!!!

Monday, May 17th, 2010 Uncategorized No Comments

My girlfriend got a little kinky with my anal fleshlight!

My girlfriend let me fuck her ass hole, well sort of...
My girlfriend let me fuck her ass hole, well sort of…

I feel kind of emarassed writing this post because at first I was ashamed when my girlfriend found my anal fleshlight male masturbation toy under my bed one day while she was cleaning the house.  I don’t know how she found my fleshlight because I always put it way under the bed in the middle so it’s not easily seen. 

Well, last week when my girlfriend was vaccuming the house she was in my bedroom cleaning while I was out in the garage working on my car and before you knew it she was standing at the entrance to the garage holding my anal fleshlight in her hot little hands.  She asked me why I kept a flashlight under my bed?  She said are you a little kid and need to use a flashlight at night because you are scared of the dark or something.   

First I asked her how she even found my flashlight (shes doesn’t know what a fleshlight is yet) and she said when she was vaccumming one of her bracelets fell off her wrist and actually rolled underneath the bed.  She bent over to see where it went and noticed that it had rolled all the way to the middle of the bed and was laying right next to the flashlight.  So, just like any woman would do, she pull it out from underneath the bed and brought it out to the garage. 
Now I was busted, but right about now I thought this would be a great time to see how she reacted to my fleshlight male masturbation toy.  I told her to remove the cap of the flashlight and she did.  I really wish you could have seen her facial expression man.  She looked like a deer in the headlights and her eyes got huge and her mouth dropped open.
GROSSSS she said, what the hell is this thing?  It looks just like an ass hole.  WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH THIS THING?  I said you make a very good point sweetie, but that is not a flashlight it is actually called a fleshlight and it is a male masturbation toy.  She wanted to know when I got it and how many times I use it.  I told her that I got it a few months ago and use it at least a couple times a week.  She was a bit upset at first because she thought that having sex with her wasn’t good enough.  I quickly said that sex with her is great and that I couldn’t ask for anything more in that regard.  The reason I had an anal fleshlight is because I knew that you never had anal sex before and didn’t want to even try it ever.  So this was my only real way of having anal sex without having to cheat on her with some whore out at the club or something. 
All the sudden I started to really score some points with her because she knew that I wasn’t cheating on her and that I was satisfying my anal sex craving needs with my fleshlight instead of having real anal sex with someone else. 
What really surprised me next is that my girlfriend wanted to go back into my bedroom because she wanted to try using the anal fleshlight on my cock and thought it would be a huge turn on.  Well, I was up for anything right about now and said sure thing let’s go try it out. 
We made out for a while and she gave me a really hot blowjob while wearing her cute skimpy blue dress.  I was rock solid in a matter of minutes and all of the warm slippery saliva was enough lube for me to slide in and out of my anal fleshlight with great ease.  She masturbated my cock with the anal fleshlight and loved watching my cock slide in and out of that tight ass opening.  She was getting very turned on right now and I could tell she wanted to fuck. 
I said go ahead and put that fleshlight down and out of the way because I was going to give it to her hard and fast right now.  She was wearing a skimpy slutty white thong underneath her blue dress and I told her to get into a doggy style position and slide the thong to the side and wrap the strap around her left ass cheek so I could slam my hard cock inside her and pump her like a horny rabbit.  I stuffed my cock deep inside her wet pussy and slammed her so hard it made that hot slapping sound each time I thrusted inside of her.  I couldn’t take it any longer she was so hot and I was super fucking horny that I said I’m going to cum deep inside your pussy right now and she was screaming go ahead naughty boy fill my pussy with your hot steamy wet cum. 
WHEWWWWWWW!!!!  NUFF SAID…..
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Wednesday, May 12th, 2010 Fleshlight Testimonials No Comments

Are you broke or just cheap when it comes to taking care of your body?

Looks like this guy will be masturbating with his hands again...

Looks like this guy will be masturbating with his hands again...

Don’t be a cheap ass, your body deserves it!When it comes to taking care of your body do you truly not have any money like the poor bastard in this picture or do you just like to pinch pennies and not spend any money on yourself because you don’t think you deserve it?  Which one is it?  Before you start to wonder what the hell this article is about let me say that it has to deal with male masturbation and how most guys are just cheap asses when it comes to masturbation. 

Now I’m not saying that you have to pay for mastrubation, we all know that isn’t true unless you are paying some hooker to give you a handjob then that is a whole different story.  What I mean is that most men out there and I used to be one of them just uses their hand to masturbate every day and that is about as exciting as it gets.  Have you ever stopped to think about what you are using to make your cock feel good?  What part of your hand is really that sexually appealing to you?  Are you saying that your hand turns you on or do you have to watch some port first and then that turns you on?  Chances are you watch porn movies and then you get turned on and what do you do next?  You unzip your pants, whip your cock out and start jerking off with your hand.  Am I right?  YES!!!
Why would you think that your hand is the best thing for your cock when it comes to masturbation.  Now I don’t know many guys who have a real life woman ready to have sex with them anytime they want just waiting there in the closet.  When you are masturbating you are trying to simulate the feeling of having sex right?  Duh.  Of course.  When you grab your cock with your hand does that feel like sex?  No it doesn’t.  What I’m trying to get at here today is that you really need to start thinking outside of the hand here and opening up your mind and your wallet to something much more enjoyable than your hand will ever be.  What I’m talking about today is the Fleshlight Male Masturbation Toy. 
The Fleshlight is designed to look just like a real life pussy, ass, or mouth that you can fuck anytime you want and it will actually feel like you are having real sex while you are using the Fleshlight.  It just floors me at how many guys are so cheap out ther when it comes to spending money on their body for something that is actually good for it.  You probably have no problem at all spending money on cigarettes and alcohol do you?  Of course not.  Those things are fine if you use them, but they aren’t actually good for your body like masturbation is.  Mastrubation is a healthy natural thing that empties the prostate and feels good at the same time.  I’m sure you know that cigarettes are over $50 a carton now and did you realize that the Fleshlight is only $64.95?  That’s right, you can get yourself a fleshlight for only a bit more than what a carton of cigarettes cost and you get much more pleasure with masturbation than with smoking anyday.  Now alcohol on the other hand, I think it is a fucking blast when I drink a few beers before I masturbate with my Fleshlight because then it is like having drunk sex and we all know that’s the best.  HAHA! 
So, now all you have to do is ask yourself is AM I A CHEAP BASTARD OR AM I A SMART BASTARD?  If you are a smart bastard then you should just click on the banner below and buy yourself a Fleshlight and give your hand a rest.  The only thing you will need your hand for after you get your very own Fleshlight is putting the lube on your cock before you get ready to have the most amazing masturbation experience ever my man!  Again, don’t be a cheap ass when it comes to your sexual needs.  Life it too short for that!
Looks like you arent a cheap ass if you are going to click on this banner!

Looks like you aren't a cheap ass if you are going to click on this banner!

Tuesday, May 4th, 2010 Fleshlight Experiences No Comments

Does your wife or girlfriend say “HELL NO” to anal sex?

Wouldnt you like to have hot anal sex like this soon?
Wouldn’t you like to have hot anal sex like this soon?

Perhaps if your girlfriend was Shyla Styles then you wouldn’t have to worry about if you were going to get any anal sex or not because she would be ready and willing anytime you wanted.  But if you stop for a moment and step back into reality then you already know that your girlfriend isn’t Shyla Stles and she probably never will be. 

So what does this have to do with anything?  Well, the reason I wanted to write this post is because my girlfriend is absolutely never going to let me try anal sex with her ever.  Trust me brother I have asked, begged, pleaded and practically even cried about it before and she still said “hell no!”  I’m pretty sure you are in the same boat as I am as you are reading this right now and its probably frustrating you just thinking about it.  Am I right?  All I have heard about anal sex is that it is fucking amazing and a completely different feeling than having regular pussy sex.  The tightness is supposed to feel amazingly good around your cock and I hear the temperature inside a woman’s ass hole is 4 degrees warmer than the inside of her pussy. 
Now all you guys out there who have tried anal sex my hat goes off to you because I consider you one of the lucky ones.  Now just because your girlfriend or wife won’t let you have anal sex with her probably isn’t a good enough reason to dump her is it?  My guess is not because if she has plenty of other good features then you might as well hold onto her.  Especially if she is a wild one in the sack anyways.  If the only thing not going for her is not wanting to have anal sex then I really have the solution for you my friend.
Since this is a blog all about Fleshlights, I better get to the point for Pete’s sake!  If you didn’t already know, there is an anal Fleshlight male masturbation toy out that is supposed to feel just like having real anal sex.  Since I’ve never actually had real anal sex you better be damn sure that I’m going to want to have the next best thing right?  Hell yeah, the anal Fleshlight is visually stimulating to the sight and it really makes my cock super hard in just a few seconds flat after whipping it out and lubing up my cock.  Since Shyla Styles is one of my favorite pornstars ever I usually like to have one of her movies going at the same time I’m using my anal Fleshlight because then it makes the experience of having anal sex even more enjoyable because I can fantasize about actually having sex with Shyla at the same time.
In case you have never owned a Fleshlight before, it is only the best thing a man could ever own.  We all know that pleasurable male masturbation is a part of our everyday lives right guys?  I know it is for me and being able to have hot fast anal sex anytime I want truly is something that I’ll spend my hard earn money on anyday. 
The anal Fleshlight is something I have owned for a few months now and I wanted to share my thoughts about it with you today.  You can pick one up for only $64.95 with the original texture and if you want to really spice things up there are six different other textures to choose from for only $5.00 more.  Basically you can have more anal sex than you cock could ever imaging for just pennies a day.  The Fleshlight will last you a lifetime with proper care and changes are you have many many years ahead of you so you are really going to get your money’s worth, trust me. 
Click here to build your very own custom ANAL FLESHLIGHT and have it to your door in a couple of days!
Tuesday, May 4th, 2010 Fleshlight Testimonials 3 Comments

Wouldn’t You Pay To Have A Better Masturbation Experience?

Wouldnt You Like It To Feel Like You Were Fucking These Girls?
Wouldn’t You Like It To Feel Like You Were Fucking These Girls?

That may seem like a pretty strange question huh especially since you are probably staring and these two hot blonde sluts wishing you could sink your hard cock inside both of their slippery wet pussy holes right about now.  I was out at one of the Las Vegas clubs last night and these two hot babes were out together just driving all the guys fucking bonkers.  They had some very skimpy outfits on and were totally matching each other just to draw even more attention to each other.  I asked them if I could snap their picture quick and one of the girls said not unless you buy us a drink first.  Let’s just say that I pretty much paid $15 for a picture of these two teasy sluts.  All night long all the guys were gauking over them and they were shaking it on the dance floor with their skimpy thongs peeking out of the top of their mini and I mean mini skirts.  They made it pretty clear that they didn’t want to go home with any guys and were probably lesbians anyways.  Everytime a guy tried to grind on them from the front or behind they would shove them away and just dance with each other. 

Well, before I completely lose my train of thought I better get to the point of what I want to talk to you about today.  I have to say that paying $15 for this picture was probably the best $15 I’ve ever spent because I masturbate to this picture almost every day.  Now I don’t just whip my cock out and give it a few shakes with my hand like you are probably about to do right now.  That would be the plain jane way of masturbating and that’s how I would masturbate if I couldn’t afford to masturbate how I do now. 
What I use to masturbate to this picture of these beautiful girls is my FLESHLIGHT.  That’s right I paid $64.95 for a Fleshlight and I’m having the best feeling masturbation I’ve ever felt in my entire life.  The Fleshlight allows me to experience what it must be like to fuck either one or both of the hot blondes in the picture you see here.  What I do is stare into their eyes while I’m all naked lying in my bed and lube up my rock hard cock so I can slip inside my Fleshlight and experience what it would feel like to fuck these two hot sluts.  Let’s face it guys there are many things you think about when you masturbate and it probably is a part of your everyday life.  I know it is for me.  If you could give your hand a rest and use a Fleshlight instead to have the best masturbation of your life, could you afford $64.95?  I think the real question here is how could you not afford $64.95?  That is a really small price to pay to actually have the real feeling of getting to fuck whoever you fantasize about anytime you want.  I have lots of pictures like the one I’m sharing with you now because I like to masturbate to different girls every single day.  I’m not into going home with sluts so I just get the next best thing and fuck my Fleshlight instead. 
I this day and age you can’t just take home any girl because she looks good and wants to fuck.  Think about it, if she is going home with you, she probably did the same exact thing the night before and she’ll do it again tomorrow.  It’s just not worth getting an STD man, why would you want to do a stupid thing like that?  Now that’s why I love my Fleshlight so much, because I can fuck any woman I have ever fantasized about and do it all 100% safe without the fear of getting and STD.  What more could you ask for? 
Now all you have to do is ask yourself is… Am I a cheap bastard or not?  If you are a cheap bastard then you might as well use your hand to masturbate and go about your day having boring plain jane masturbation.  If you are NOT a cheap bastard and you truly value your cock and making sure it is completely satisifed then you better get yourself a Fleshlight and be prepared to get blown away man!  Like I said, are you a cheap bastard and can’t afford $64.95?  I’m pretty sure you can afford that. 
Click Here to Buy a FLESHLIGHT and have some fun already!  You owe it to yourself!
Sunday, April 18th, 2010 Fleshlight Testimonials No Comments

Now you can fuck Riley Steele anytime you want! Lucky you!

I’m so fucking excited to write this blog post right now because one of my favorite pornstars has her very own fleshlight now!  That’s right Riley Steele has a pussy fleshlight ready for you to bury your cock deep inside.  In case you don’t know Riley Steels is Digital Playground’s newest girl to grace the pornstar scene.  I better show you a picture of Riley Steele first before I tell you a little more about this blonde bombshell!

Imagine sliding your cock in and out of Riley Steele anytime you want!

Imagine sliding your cock in and out of Riley Steele anytime you want!

You see how Riley Steele is standing there all sexy with her skimpy thong panties on holding one of her 100% perfect pussy molded fleshlights!  You could just reach out and fuck her right now couldn’t you? 

I’d like to give you a little background into the wonderful world of Riley Steele so you can truly experience her when you fuck her every single night.  Riley Steele took the traditional route and lost her virginity to her long time boyfriend and soon became a lover of sex and just couldn’t get enough.  Riley Steele was born and raised in San Diego, California and often spent many of her days on the sandy California beaches or on the ice rink practicing her love of figure skating.  All that skating made Riley’s body super toned and sexier than ever.  I mean come on guys just looking at that ass makes me want to cream in my fucking pants man!

Riley Steele was introduced to the glamorous world of adult entertainment by her very successful pornstar friend, Jesse Jane.  Jesse was a mentor to Riley and showed her the ropes, no pun intended.  Riley is always up for a good time and is a good healthy clean American girl.  She doesn’t drink or do drugs, but her real vise is coffee.  She practically has a Starbucks coffee glued to herself.  Which is a good thing because the caffeine quickly makes Riley all hyper and ready to fuck.  She really does perform the best after a few cups of coffee and loaded up with caffeine. 

Riley Steele has appeared in many high budget adult films including: Naked Aces 5, Pirates 2 Adult DVD, Nurses, Riley Steele: Perfect Pet, Riley Steele: Chic, Jack’s Teen America 23, Teachers, and Jack’s POV 14 to name a few.  My secret to having the most fun and enjoyable experience when fucking the Riley Steele fleshlight is to pop in one of her Adult DVDs or perhaps watch one of them on my PC while fucking the Riley Steele fleshlight. 

Before I end this post I just have to show you one of my favorite Riley Steele Porn Movie Scenes from Digital Playground.  In this scene you will see a horny guy that has watched American Pie number 1 way too many times and starts to have a little too much fun with a warm apple pie.  What he is trying to do is simulate sex with Riley Steele.  I bet this dumbass wished the Riley Steele fleshlight was available when this scene was filmed.  To his luck, Riley Steele appears in his bedroom and he gets to fuck her brains out on his bed and finish her off with nice wet load of cum. 

You know you really better just buy a Riley Steele fleshlight so you’ll have one in hand before you even think about watching any more Riley Steele porn movies. 

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Monday, January 4th, 2010 Fleshlight Girls 1 Comment

Looking for the Jenna Haze Fleshlight? Who isn’t!!!

I’m sure you probably already know but Jenna Haze is one of the most sought after girls in porn.  I must say that I am a proud owner of both the Jenna Haze Pussy Fleshlight and the Jenna Haze Anal Fleshlight.  The pussy fleshlight is available in the all new lotus texture that feels just like you are fucking Jenna Haze in her petite pussy hole.  If you really want to get naughty and nasty with Jenna Haze then you definitely need to take a look at her anal fleshlight with the exclusive forbidden texture.  This is only available on the Jenna Haze Anal Fleshlight. 

What I usually do when using my Jenna Haze Fleshlights is watch some of her dirty porn movies like the one I’m about to show you below.  This is a full scene from a Jenna Haze porn movie and my word does she look fucking hot.  She is getting fucked in a hotel room just before their checkout time and all I can say is the experience is ever so enjoyable when I can watch Jenna Haze porn and fuck her fleshlight at the same time.  Honestly, it’s like she’s actually in the room and I’m fucking her brains out.  I often try to wait until the end of the scene to cum inside Jenna Haze but it feels to damn good and my cock just can’t hold back.  I usually cum more than 2-3 times before the end of the scene.  If I really train myself better I’ll be able to last until the end of a Jenna Haze porn scene to blow my wad.

I hope you didn’t use your hand to jerk off just now to Jenna Haze.  What you really should be using is a Jenna Haze Fleshlight instead like I do everytime I want to fuck Jenna Haze.

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Tuesday, December 15th, 2009 Fleshlight Girls No Comments

Just like your wife or girlfriend, the Fleshlight should not be shared…

Hot wife lifting up her dress to show you her tight ass
Hot wife lifting up her dress to show you her tight ass

I often get e-mail after e-mail from guys who have purchased a Fleshlight for their male masturbation enjoyment.  They always tell me how much fun they have fucking their Fleshlight and how they can’t get along without it.  I often hear that the Fleshlight is truly “Man’s Best Friend” not a fucking dog!

Another thing that I get asked is if I recommend that they share their Fleshlight with their friends so they can experinece how great it is.  The first thing that comes to my mind is FUCK NO!!!.  Let’s think about this question her for a minute guys.  Even if you wash out your Fleshlight with warm soapy water and dry it completely would you want your friend’s cock pumping deep inside the Fleshlight that you spent your hard earned money on?  HELL NO. 
Look at this picture and see how hot and sexy this wife looks lifting up her skimpy dress to show you that super tight ass of hers.  Sharing your Fleshlight with a buddy would be just the same as telling him he can fuck your wife for the evening.  Sure the Fleshlight is cleaned out and ready for another fuck but so could your wife’s pussy too.  You could fuck her, then she takes a shower to clean herself off and would be ready for the next fuck.  Would you really want to fuck your Fleshlight again after knowing that your buddy fucked the shit out of it and came deep inside?  What if he fucked your wife’s pussy until she was raw and came inside her wet pussy.  That would probably bother you wouldn’t it?  It’s the same thing if you share your Fleshlight.  It’s your Fleshlight and it should only be fucked by you just like your wife or girlfriend.  Her pussy is for your cock only. 
Unless you are a swinging guy, you probably stopped reading this from the start! 
What you can tell your friends is to take a flying leap when they ask if they can have a round with your Fleshlight.  Tell them to get your own pussy and pay for your own Fleshlight.  If they are too cheap to buy their own Fleshlight, you might as well tell them to fuck off because they aren’t going to get yours. 
Trust me guys, buying a Fleshlight is the best investment I’ve ever made in improving my masturbation techniques.  Even though I own well over 15 inserts now, I highly suggest you start with one.  They are less than $70 and with proper care can last a lifetime.  Now if you or your friends are still too cheap to buy a Fleshlight get the fuck out of here and tell them the same thing!
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Saturday, November 21st, 2009 Fleshlight Experiences No Comments
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